communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via shewasnumberone)

"If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time."

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(via casualhippie)

"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."

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(Source: trillvcvm, via casualhippie)

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