"99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1"

All the gays (via thebeachthing)

(via themunchgod)

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield, via themunchgod)

hana-wa-ano-hi-mita:

seasonmysoul:

myokcupidtragedy:

NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT


Masterfully articulated.

THANK YOU."Ey girl, what kind of bi are you?""Bye bi"They think they’re asking a brainy question, but it’s really offensive.

hana-wa-ano-hi-mita:

seasonmysoul:

myokcupidtragedy:

NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

Masterfully articulated.

THANK YOU.
"Ey girl, what kind of bi are you?"
"Bye bi"

They think they’re asking a brainy question, but it’s really offensive.

(via themunchgod)

desires-andso-much-more:

What I’d rather be doing right now - driving down a long back road with someone special by my side

desires-andso-much-more:

What I’d rather be doing right now - driving down a long back road with someone special by my side

(Source: ieatyourgirlright, via themunchgod)

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